This guy who I've known for quite awhile recently started to pursue me. We weren't friends exactly, he was more of a friend, of a friend, who i'd talk to when he was there but we never hooked up or even tried.So a little while back we were hanging together for our mutual friends birthday. Thats when he started trying to get at me. Now he is a BIG man. Full round belly that i could lay on and be in HEAVEN! So we started kicking it for a while you know doing the kissing and mindless conversations just to be talking to each other. I got to know some more about him and vice versa. So tonight we were chilling and he tried to take it to the next level. So meaning its been a LONG time for me I decided to humor him (after i told him'' i don't do bare buck sir.'' Wrap it up kids!) So we were at his car and yea i know car sex can be looked as degrading in some eyes but I'm not the type of person that looks at it that way (another blog another day) So he tries to do it from the back,(me bending inside the car him standing out) didn't work. So i suggest maybe its the angle we're at. I'm only 5'2 so i can see how it can be a challenge. So he suggest we get in the car and do it the ol' fashion way. So i said ok and tried to go for it. So he gets his fat ass on top of me and I'm doing all i could possibly do to assist the act. But he couldn't find the right place to but it....SO I'm trying to make it easy, I'm extremely flexible so my damn knees are touching my damn shoulders and he STILL couldn't do it because he (stomach and other body parts BUT the one that counted) were too big. He couldn't get it in its destination. AT ALL!! SERIOUSLY AT ALL , NONE, NADA, ZIP, NOTHING! I'm a proud scorpio and sex is one of the most important thing in a relationship, among other things, to me. I need to be able to have it when i want, where i want, when i have a man. Don't get it twisted I'm not promiscuous at all. When I talk to someone that I'm feeling, sex is the final test that you absolutely HAVE to pass! No exceptions, because when I'm with someone I'm with someone. Completely. Period point blank. If we can't have sex that's enjoyable for both of us they ain't gon be no relationship! He was actually too big to do it. If we have to be in a bed in a certain position for you to just get it in, sorry sir. NO! I can't do it. I've been with four people in my life all but one were long term. Do i now count my number to five HELL NO! Didn't I say HE COULDN'T GET IT IN!!!! Like AT ALL! Not even the tip, nothing, a waste of a damn condom!!! And that came from his mouth!
So my conclusion is... if your stomach sticks out further then you little fella, it ain't happenin' capt'n!