Take the DAMN hint!!

Have you ever had a guy/girl who all you ever wanted was to get rid of their ass?? Well I have, quite a few times. Let me tell you the most recent one. If you read my last blog entitled FAT MEN! you would know exactly why i want to get rid of this person. If you haven't stop reading this and go read it so you can fully understand and NO its not just about him being quite obese, I can tell that by looking at him, its soooo much more... GO READ IT DAMNIT!!.. Anywho this fella has been calling and calling me, I never answer the phone,obviously because i don't want to talk to him. Then after he calls AND i send him to voicemail his simple ass texts me...... ... ... Negro if i didn't answer the damn phone AND sent your ass to voicemail, noticeably cause i let it ring a few times then press reject so you KNOW i just sent yo ass to voicemail, what the hell makes you think i wanna text yo ass??!!! OBVIOUSLY I'M IGNORING YOU! This has been going on for like a month people! and some say well why don't you just tell him.... Baby this boy is not my man. We were talking, hanging out. We never made it official so i don't owe him anything. If i up and decide that i don't wanna talk to him, which i did, i have that right.

And what makes it worst is that anybody,anybody, that knows anything about me, knows I'm in love with my phone. It's like my child, i even named it! Nine times out of ten my phone is with me. Now every once in a while I do have my days that i just don't wanna to talk to anyone and I either turn my phone off, un-likely unless my nereves are just wrecked, or i turn it so low that it has to be next to my ear and the room has to be silent in order for me to hear it. (I do this often). BUT I will eventually look at it and see that I have a missed call and might call back depending on how i feel. But no way in hell I'm going to just ignore your call EVERY DAMN DAY and never answer for a MONTH!! Come on fella!!! How can you not get it, I don't want to talk to him at all but its starting to piss me off every time i see his damn name on my phone or in my inbox. Now part of me want to answer and cuss him out for that horrible experience I had with him mentioned in my last blog, AND for constantly calling my phone like he ain't got no damn sense God gave to a monkey! But another part of me wants to keep doing what I've been doing to see when he'll finally get the hint and stop calling me.

THEN he had his friend call me (our mutual friend in a way) The only reason i answered is because i didn't have his number saved in my phone and i thought it could be somebody important. Now this guy is a guy who one of my best friends talk to, so he called me asking me if me and her wanted to hang and saying he talked to her earlier.

Now, when he called i was in a pissed off because i was waiting on people and they were extremely late, so I wasn't in my normal logical state of mind. I was getting all ready to cuss my friend out for giving this fool my number. Then he said him and Billy (the dude i'm ignoring..not his real name) wanted to chill, get some drink whoop t whoop. Now when he said Billy's name I went back to my pissed off mood that i was already in and a kinda went bitchy, I asked him if Billy was there with him, he said yeah he right there. I started to laugh and said yeah that ain't gonna happen. But his simple ass didn't get it either so i was like well look let me talk to my friend and see what's up. He like well hurry up cause we right around where you are. (I was at school which is around where they live). Now on this occasion i actually said NO! Before i said i was going to talk to my homegirl. I even gave a reason i said that i had been sick and wasn't feeling well, I said it more then once! He wasn't trying to hear that so I acted as if i was going along with it to get him off my phone. He was like call me right back. Ummm ok Daddy?? Negro don't be rushing me. Not like I had plans to call back at all.

So anywho my friend comes to get me and i tell her. She was like she didn't have nothing to do with it, she didn't tell him we were going to chill. Mind you she ignores him too! So they start blowing up my phone and one of my BIGGEST pet peeves are when people blow up my damn phone! I HAVE A CELL PHONE IF YOU CALL ME BELIEVE I SEE IT IF I DON'T ANSWER I DON'T WANNA TALK ASSHOLLIEO!! Called my phone back to back to back, and that night ii found it amusing and sent them directly to voicemail, i mean i didn't even give my caller id time to day texas cell! I just pressed reject! And do you know what they did??!! They started blowing up my friend phone!!! HA! Like we not in the same damn car! LOL it was truly amusing. Then they tried to be smart and call her off Billy because she didn't have his number, but like I'm not going look at the number and see its his phone. COME ON!! Step ya shit up dudes! My take on it is if somebody was doing to me what i do to him i wouldn't want to call them anyway i would be like aww fuck that bitch...excuse my tongue... but shit... seriously??... How do you try to TRICK a chick into hanging with you???!! Like if you have to go that far then damn, get the hint. You know I'm alive because I answered for you friend...once.. so if you didn't know before you most def know now that YOU ARE BEING IGNORED! I'm sorry but except the damn lost and move on! GEESH!!!!!!!

FAT MEN!

I'm going to start this off by saying i know everyone needs love. BUT damn... Ok I'm the type of person that is going to date someone for their personality and potential for being more then just a 'hook-up'. I don't choose men based on appearance, granted everyone has a preference. I preferred a man with meat on their bones. I don't really go for the skinny dudes, the thought of being repeated stabbed by bones every time i hug my man is a bit frighting. So I LOVES me some thick men, being a thick woman we can be comfortable together. But let me tell you why i now have a size limit....

This guy who I've known for quite awhile recently started to pursue me. We weren't friends exactly, he was more of a friend, of a friend, who i'd talk to when he was there but we never hooked up or even tried.So a little while back we were hanging together for our mutual friends birthday. Thats when he started trying to get at me. Now he is a BIG man. Full round belly that i could lay on and be in HEAVEN! So we started kicking it for a while you know doing the kissing and mindless conversations just to be talking to each other. I got to know some more about him and vice versa. So tonight we were chilling and he tried to take it to the next level. So meaning its been a LONG time for me I decided to humor him (after i told him'' i don't do bare buck sir.'' Wrap it up kids!) So we were at his car and yea i know car sex can be looked as degrading in some eyes but I'm not the type of person that looks at it that way (another blog another day) So he tries to do it from the back,(me bending inside the car him standing out) didn't work. So i suggest maybe its the angle we're at. I'm only 5'2 so i can see how it can be a challenge. So he suggest we get in the car and do it the ol' fashion way. So i said ok and tried to go for it. So he gets his fat ass on top of me and I'm doing all i could possibly do to assist the act. But he couldn't find the right place to but it....SO I'm trying to make it easy, I'm extremely flexible so my damn knees are touching my damn shoulders and he STILL couldn't do it because he (stomach and other body parts BUT the one that counted) were too big. He couldn't get it in its destination. AT ALL!! SERIOUSLY AT ALL , NONE, NADA, ZIP, NOTHING! I'm a proud scorpio and sex is one of the most important thing in a relationship, among other things, to me. I need to be able to have it when i want, where i want, when i have a man. Don't get it twisted I'm not promiscuous at all. When I talk to someone that I'm feeling, sex is the final test that you absolutely HAVE to pass! No exceptions, because when I'm with someone I'm with someone. Completely. Period point blank. If we can't have sex that's enjoyable for both of us they ain't gon be no relationship! He was actually too big to do it. If we have to be in a bed in a certain position for you to just get it in, sorry sir. NO! I can't do it. I've been with four people in my life all but one were long term. Do i now count my number to five HELL NO! Didn't I say HE COULDN'T GET IT IN!!!! Like AT ALL! Not even the tip, nothing, a waste of a damn condom!!! And that came from his mouth!

So my conclusion is... if your stomach sticks out further then you little fella, it ain't happenin' capt'n!

STUPID GIRLS THAT GET PREGNANT!

Why is it that nobody tends to THINK anymore?! I find it quite funny that these girls who absolutely do not want children are CONSTANTLY having unprotected sex. And it isn't until they miss a period that they start to think...hmmm maybe i shouldn't have done that! It really kills me when the people and i do mean people that they are sexin' are dudes who can't do shit for themselves! Yeah i know shit happens, right? And i completely agree but i feel if you can't handle the stresses of being a mother or you don't want a baby for what ever reason why take the risk?! I am a strong believer in if you don't want a kid don't take the risk! And its not like its a one time thing or maybe even two, its constant! Then you want to cry to your friend about how you don't want a baby and be quick to run and get an abortion knowing that you still gonna do the same shit soon as you lil over used vaginas heal up. And I'm not being mean, its the truth. But then wanna cry about how you not a hoe?? Hmm.. Ok and i'm not saying that everybody that's young that actually has a baby is a hoe or wrong even. I know that it only takes one time and you can get pregnant no matter if its you first time or 100th or 1000th. I'm not referring to ALL young or teen moms. I personally know some very young mothers that take care of their children better then some adults. I'm talking about the girl who have sex just for the sport or because some guy wanted to. I say fuck what he want its your body! And let me tell you if you don't care enough to wrap it up he sure as hell don't. If you don't care about yourself how do you expect a man or boy to??! Stop being stupid! Use the little brain you have. Not only to avoid unwanted pregnancy to prevent unwanted diseases! Dudes don't care if you don't care! Stop allowing yourself to be used. Low self esteem or not. Do you honestly think being a cum dumpster is gonna improve your outlook on yourself? Think about it stupid girls! And I'm calling you stupid because you don't have the sense to! STOP IT! And they wonder why the world is in the shape its in. Where's the common sense? Anyway i'm going to end this by saying... If you are going to have sex PERIOD!! PROTECT YOURSELF ! Don't be a fool all your life ladies, step ya shit up!